Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
Via what's shakin', bacon?
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Without VFX, Iron Man 2 is the story of two men, with soft spots on their heads, getting into trouble in their pajamas.
I would still watch this movie.
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have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
please don’t say “we need to talk” because I will have a panic attack right in front of your eyes
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
there was a drug search at our school today and they busted at least seven people
at a middle school
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Django?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”